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Full Moon Driving

How lovely to drive with the top down on a warm summer night outside the city where the sky is clear and the full moon lights strange cacti shapes, contorted Joshua trees and abandoned hobo huts. Exploring spontaneous desert outposts – little prickly artesian wells hiding between the succulents – is divine. They must know more than I to settle in such observable futility.

This morning my car got an oil change and I was pleased that those crooks at Jiffy Lube have stopped showing 2 Fast 2 Furious in the waiting room. I thumbed through an old issue of Cosmopolitan and couldn’t even giggle at its trashiness. I ended up jetting over to Pep Boys and buying new shaggy white seat covers for my car. The interior is now a Yeti’s paradise.

Perhaps I’ll take a full moon drive tonight, see the partial lunar eclipse and stop for a refreshment at a middle-of-nowhere truck stop.

I’ll tell ’em, “Large Marge sent me.”


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