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Hot of the Equator

Hot of the Equator is the best neighbor. I don’t know much about him, certainly not his name, but can verify this: whenever you need to move furniture, Hot of the Equator is there. He saves Vol and I from crushing Mikey’s hand in collapsing futon rungs. He always says hello and asks how I am even though I manage to run into him at the height of my scrappiness, 14 hours into a work marathon with no end in sight. I like his hair. Sometimes it’s a lovely violet faux-hawk. Sometimes it’s shaggy (but never messy). He’s a relaxed version of the overly social bandanna-wearing Rebel Yell who used to work at the Starbucks on Coldwater Canyon. I once saw Hot of the Equator stash an Asian punk band in his garage and hose down a glass aquarium. The end.

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