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$90 and I’m alive!

For $90 I discovered that the mystery creature, though painful, is not deadly.  The Indian doctor checked his charts and wondered why I very rarely need medical attention.   Perplexed, he shoved free bags of medicine into my hands and showed me the door.

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  1. […] Under the Indian Doctor’s orders, Vol, with Eastern European efficiency and unemotionality, performed minor surgery on me this morning using scissors, gauze, cotton swabs, hydrogen peroxide and extra large adhesive bandages. I was a trooper and didn’t cry. Mikey hid in the living room and tried not to pass out. The creature looks exponentially better than it did on Thursday when it finally ruptured from its stubborn pod. All in all it’s kinda itchy but so long as I’m not going to die, that ain’t so bad. […]

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