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In the Air Tonight – Flying Pigs and Frisky Sex

First, for something unrelated:

Marty returns to Yale and teaches a Rory a thing or two by dating one of her two new and totally cool (I wish these people were real) art student best friends and consequently pretending he doesn’t know her. I’ve been waiting years for this. Now Rory can finally face the inevitable OMG I’ve been a dumb lameass forever and am only in love with Huntzberger because he’s a clone of my genetically lameass father. If Rory dicks her new BFFs over and makes a play for Marty ala the hostile Daily News / Paris situation and Marty falters, I will be devastated. Really, there’s not much left in Stars Hollow for me.

Now, as reported by the local news:

5 Freeway Reopens After Pigs Fly, Disrupts Traffic

(CBS) SYLMAR, Calif. The southbound truck route on the Golden State (5) Freeway was reopened after frozen pig carcasses were spilled across lanes Monday night.

A big rig collided with a box truck in the truck route from the southbound Golden State (5) Freeway just north of the Foothill (210) Freeway Monday night, scattering frozen pigs over 80 feet of the freeway, authorities said.

The collision, in which one truck clipped another, occurred at 7:36 p.m., said California Highway Patrol Officer David Porter.

The collision was at the end of the truck route, and Caltrans brought in a dump truck and loader to pick up the carcasses, Porter said.

The mess was cleaned up by 11:15 p.m., and traffic was rerouted onto the 210 Freeway.

No one was injured, Porter said.

The truck route is a section of the freeway designed to concentrate slower freeway traffic in hilly areas, helping the overall flow, he said.

In other news:

Couple appears in court today after being arrested following a spirited Southwest flight from Los Angeles to North Carolina. Apparently the frisky couple was getting all hot and heavy in their seats, canoodling and engaging in activities which an old woman on the street byted “immoral because there were children on the plane.” Eh, it’s skanky, no doubt about that but it seems they didn’t actually break any rules until they threatened a flight attendant who told them to knock it off. Thus, their meet and greet at their final destination was a federal marshal. The mile high club induction will have to wait for another day.

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