• Archives

  • Topics

  • Love Meter

    • 699,764 hits
  • Classic Posts

    Inappropriate Halloween Costume 2008
    Inappropriate Halloween Costumes 2007 Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 and Part 8.
    Inappropriate Halloween Costumes 2006 Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 and Part 8.

1984

Kapalm says 1984 is her favorite year because she loved Van Halen’s JUMP and adored – with her child gymnast mind – Mary Lou Rhetton. Ma says, “Wait! 1984 was my favorite year too! My friends threw me a surprise 33rd birthday party, complete with male stripper. He wore a tuxedo.”

I was six or seven, but probably six because we lived in Tallahassee. Where was dad? Probably mucking around in the swamp, catching us eels. I remember ladies shrieking downstairs and being confined to my room. I tell mom that it sounds like the making of a MAURY episode and she’s says that the party wasn’t HER idea! And then Vol wonders what was so great about 1984 anyway.

Advertisements

3 Responses

  1. I love Van Halen =)

  2. ew, do you think i’m the male stripper’s child? the dates kind of add up..

  3. Why else do you think the family had to leave Florida?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s