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Razzie Nominations – A Tough Choice

This year I joined The Golden Raspberry Foundation which, among other things, allows one to cast one’s votes for the year’s worst movies. I suppose I wasn’t thinking logically as I am not prone to go to the theaters for horrid pictures (only when particularly self-destructing, I’ll explain later, maybe.) So anyway, I’m not entirely sure what to vote for. Here are this year’s nominees:

WORST EXCUSE FOR FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT

  • Arthur and the Invisibles
  • Barnyard
  • Deck the Halls
  • Doogal
  • Garfield: A Tail of 2 Kitties
  • Hoot
  • Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
  • RV
  • The Shaggy Dog
  • Disney’s The Wild
  • Zoom

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

  • Tim Allen & Any Juvenile Super Hero / Zoom
  • Tim Allen & Martin Short / Santa Clause 3
  • Any Two Idiotic Residents of the High Rise / Lady in the Water
  • Any Two Characters, Living, Dead or Undead / Bloodrayne
  • Camilla Belle & Her Cell Phone / When a Stranger Calls
  • Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit / Wicker Man
  • Tom Cruise & “Katie Homes Surrogate” Michelle Monaghan / Mission Improbable III
  • Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick & Mia Farrow / The Omen
  • Hilary & Haylie Duff / Material Girls
  • Larry the Cable Guy & Any Restaurant Vermin / Larry The Cable Guy, Health Inspector
  • Sharon Stone’s Lop-Sided Breasts / Basically, It Stinks, Too
  • Shawn Wayans & EITHER Kerry Washington OR Marlon Wayans / Little Man

WORST SCREENPLAY

  • Basically, It Stinks, Too
  • Bloodrayne
  • Date Movie
  • The Da Vinci Code
  • Grandma’s Boy
  • Lady in the Water
  • Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
  • Little Man
  • Mission Improbable III
  • The Omen
  • Poseidon
  • Wicker Man

WORST DIRECTOR

  • Michael Caton-Jones / Basically, It Stinks, Too
  • Uwe Boll / Bloodrayne
  • Martha Coolidge / Material Girls
  • Brian de Palma / Black Dahlia
  • Ron Howard / The Da Vinci Code
  • Neil LaBute / Wicker Man
  • John Moore / The Omen
  • Wolfgang Peterson / Poseidon
  • Barry Sonnenfeld / RV
  • Keenan Ivory Wayans / Little Man
  • M. Night Shyamalan / Lady in the Water
  • Peter Hewitt / Zoom

WORST PREQUEL or SEQUEL

  • Basically, It Stinks, Too
  • Fast & Furious 3: Tokyo Drift
  • Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties
  • Santa Clause 3
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
  • Big Momma’s House
  • Grudge 2
  • Saw 3
  • Scary Movie 4
  • Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj

WORST REMAKE or RIP-OFF

  • All the King’s Men
  • Deck the Halls
  • The Shaggy Dog
  • Disney’s The Wild
  • Eragon
  • Little Man
  • The Omen
  • Poseidon
  • Pink Panther
  • Wicker Man
  • When a Stranger Calls
  • Zoom

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

  • Bob Balaban / Lady in the Water
  • Danny DeVito / Deck the Halls
  • Richard Dreyfuss / Poseidon
  • Martin Short / Santa Clause 3
  • M. Night Shyamalan / Lady in the Water
  • David Thewlis / Basically, It Stinks, Too
  • Terry Bradshaw / Failure to Launch
  • Seamus Davy-Fitzpatrick / The Omen
  • Ben Kingsley / Bloodrayne
  • Milo Ventimiglia / Rocky Balboa
  • Burt Young / Rocky Balboa

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

  • Ann-Margret / The Break-Up and Santa Clause 3
  • Kate Bosworth / Superman Returns
  • Kristen Chenoweth / Deck the Halls, Pink Panther and RV
  • Carmen Electra / Date Movie
  • Mia Farrow / Arthur and the Invisibles and The Omen
  • Anjelica Huston / Material Girls
  • Jenny McCarthy / John Tucker Must Die
  • Shirley Jones / Grandma’s Boy
  • Alex Borstein / Little Man
  • Ellen Burstyn / Wicker Man
  • Geraldine Chaplin / Bloodrayne
  • Michelle Rodriguez / Bloodrayne

WORST ACTRESS

  • Kate Beckinsale / Click and Underword: Evolution
  • Hilary & Haylie Duff / Material Girls
  • Lindsay Lohan / Just My Luck
  • Jessica Simpson / Employee of the Month
  • Sharon Stone / Basically It Stinks Too
  • Camilla Belle / When a Stranger Calls
  • Milla Jovovich / Ultraviolet
  • Kristanna Loken / Bloodrayne
  • Julianne Moore / Freedomland
  • Uma Thurman / My Super Ex-Girlfriend

WORST ACTOR

  • Tim Allen / Santa Clause 3, The Shaggy Dog and Zoom
  • Nicolas Cage / Wicker Man
  • Tom Hanks / The Da Vinci Code
  • Larry the Cable Guy / Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
  • Steve Martin / The Pink Panther
  • Rob Schneider / The Benchwarmers and Little Man
  • Marlon & Shawn Wayans / Little Man
  • Paul Giamatti / Lady in the Water
  • Sean Penn / All the King’s Men
  • David Morrissey / Basically, It Stinks, Too
  • Keanu Reeves / The Lake House
  • Robin Williams / Man of the Year and RV

WORST PICTURE

  • Basically, It Stinks, Too
  • Bloodrayne
  • The Da Vinci Code
  • Date Movie
  • Lady in the Water
  • Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
  • Little Man
  • Material Girls
  • Wicker Man
  • Zoom
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