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Survive Global Warming with UGG Boots and Miniskirts

It hit me as the German complained about girls in UGG Boots and miniskirts (“It’s illogical and only lends itself to hot and smelly feet”) and I threw in my two cents that the trend was so OVER before it even started two years ago that these UGG-skirt hybrids are absolutely brilliant. I am very convinced now that this combination is not only logic-based but also forward-thinking.

ugg-boot.jpgIn tune with the environment and knowledgeable about the immediate and impending effects of GLOBAL WARMING, these Wet Seal shoppers have jumped far ahead of the naysayer swing and are most intelligently adapting to the environment. Folks, this is evolution at its finest! The malls have transformed themselves into modern day Galapagos Islands! While scientists hypothesize there is no way to anticipate the final outcome of this massive climate change that the world is so through going, contemporary environs are being pummeled with foreign weather patterns. Record-breaking HEAT, COLD, HURRICANES, FLOODS, LANDSLIDES! Read all about it!

denim-miniskirt.jpgAnd guess who, with their uber preparedness for any condition, Ice Age or scorcher, is coming out stronger than ever to overrun the gene pool on the other side? That’s right, those chicks in UGG Boots and Miniskirts. Instead of politicizing GLOBAL WARMING, the government needs to recommend the UGG-Miniskirt staple as a viable solution, much like they presented plastic sheeting and duct tape as essential elements for your Citizen’s Preparedness Kit against global terrorism. Like, GMWAS!

(Ugg Boots available from www.uggaustralia.com. Miniskirt available from www.kohls.com)


One Response

  1. The bright side of global warming then!!!

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