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A Gift from the Laundry Gods

The laundry gods left a gift in my sparkling clean clothes… a single baby’s sock. The sock is a brownish-blackish color and hails from The Gap. Most interestingly, I’ve never seen a baby ’round these parts, much less one who could afford to dress themselves in such bourgeois threads. I frankly think babies could give a hoot about expensive clothes, so long as it doesn’t give ’em diaper rash. The only baby I ever heard who had such provocations is Sharon’s Mikey. Says Sharon of her five-year-old son, “My boy will only wear clothes if they’re J. Crew.” 24 out of 25 people dislike Sharon, even if she did score a perfect verbal on the SATs.

And BTW, I never believed Mikey to be a real boy; rather, a lab-fashioned Franken-Baby.

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2 Responses

  1. Do you remember that political cartoon that he made when he was a youngster? None of us could understand it…I’m sure I still can’t to this very day.

  2. No. The kid is weird.

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