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That chest pain that Grampy experienced a few months ago turned out to be a massive heart attack.  So massive, in fact, that the doctors have never seen anyone survive one of such magnitude.  And to not only survive but to make a complete turnaround in both physical and mental health is nothing short of miraculous.  I stopped by to see Grampy on my way to and fro an encounter with a massive drill bit, a pair of forceps and Novocaine injections in five different places, courtesy of Peggers office.  Grampy sang me his alma mater’s “Bright College Years” and then told me that I was going to have to take an exam on deuterons.  Do you know what I deuteron is?  I sure as heck don’t.  Grampy gave me his simplified version of a physics lecture of which I understood about two words.  Granny threw in a few supporting points (which helped even less).  While in this lifetime I cannot hope to ever understand a modicum of their science, I take comfort in knowing that we still share an affinity for many of the same things… like desserts.

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