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Dandi, Hella Baby and Namesake Gomez

Blip, blip, blip. That’s my blood pressure kicking it up a notch. In a matter of days Baby Hatchetface returns to her growupmanshiptown for an entire week of merry-making. Ha. I mean Yeah! I am currently attempting to contact an old (ex?) friend Dandi who has inconceivably fallen out of contact over the past two years, coordinating with the surprise birth of her daughter.

I know kids are a lot of work. I grew up around babers for practically my entire formative years. However, one would think that one could find it in their hearts not to let two years of letters go unanswered. Particularly since I, Baby Hatchetface, gave Hella Baby an awesome Welcome to this World gift of a Tickle Me Ernie (still in box) that used to belong to Fran Drescher. The thank you card was a little wry. Perhaps it was the Drescher Ernie that did in the friendship.

Anyway, Namesake Gomez and I are for sure, yo, pow-wowing so perhaps I can get the dirt then. I just don’t understand when peeps disappear forever, unprovoked, without so much as a how do you do. These human animals are strange creatures, doctor.

BTW: Double and Somethin’ showed up today in no time at all and it was like slicing open an enormous can of poppin’ fresh biscuits.  Ooglie Booglie.


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