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Killing Hatchetface’s Monster

Dr. Hatchetface’s Monster busted through the laboratory gates and, appeasing nature, gripped a wrong and appealing compulsion in its iron flanges. Although the provincial townsfolk were warned not to trifle with the monster beyond pure superficiality, one such simpleton now wants to permanently adopt the beast.

DR. HATCHETFACE’S MONSTER MUST BE KILLED

Thus Dr. Hatchetface must do so in a way that (1) permanently destroys the monstrosity and (2) re-patches the shattered remains of an unlucky but dear bloke who should have known better in the first place.

And then, Dr. Hatchetface may just pack away the Bunsen burners and shut down the laboratory for good.

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  1. […] Organ Donation Posted by Baby Hatchetface under This Sucks  Instead of the anticipated easy demise of Dr. Hatchetface’s Monster, the townsfolk, touched by the massive warmth, love and affection spread by the beast throughout […]

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