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Everyone calls it Exciting

L: Dad was all grumpy because he didn’t want to share the downstairs pull out bed with Buddy. So he just ended up in The Machine’s room.

Me: Where’s Mom?

L: In my room. Mom and Dad probably killed someone and now there’s a curse on the children.

Me: It’s the sins of the past being paid for by future generations.

L: Dang the curse! I wonder how it’s broken. Maybe we have to sacrifice Cubby. Granny was cracked out tonight.

Me: How?

L: She said that Ireland became a nation in 2000. But then she denied saying it. And then she drank a massive mug of caffeinated coffee this morning. Mom was like, “Why do you have such a big mug?” She said, “Because it makes me drink less coffee.” And then two seconds later she said, “Let’s have another cup of coffee.” And all the coffee is gone now.

Me: Dang. She’s off her rocker.

L: I found a carton of ice cream all melted in the sink when I got home. But then Cubby jumped up when no one was looking and grabbed the carton and ate it all.

Me: Ha ha. It sounds like a circus over there.

L: Basically.

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