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Since We Last Chatted

A Russian started a massive fire in the apartment and I completely froze, unable to locate the fire extinguisher.  Pregnant Vol dove into the inferno and tackled the flames with her bare hands.  I completed the most headachy project of my short career and it, most shockingly, turned out to be quite the toast of the town.  I’ve fallen madly in love with the most awesomeliest Britcom ever invented – BLACK BOOKS.  Sir Johnny Depp is running around Granny’s neck of the woods like a ganster and I am nowhere to be found.  Instead, I am traveling in an easterly direction, getting a surprise wisdom tooth extraction.  Indeed I feel less intelligent, although it could just be the pocketful of painkillers.

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